Mr. Beachy: Hey, I just wanted to let you know I'm going to be in Orlando December 8-11. You get the whole house to yourself in the middle of the week!
Me: Boooooooooooooooo! >:o
Mr. Beachy: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ho ho hee hee! *Gasps for breath* BAH-Ha ha ha!
(Obviously I get lonely!)